IMPULSIVE REVIEW: The current number nine in the “Top Downloaded” free applications list from the App Store is “50 cent ‘Baby By Me’ sound lab,” and it is the worst thing Apple has ever approved!
Though it may appear harmless, or possibly even potentially entertaining to fans of the rap star, 50 cent, there can be no doubt that this App is a waste of one megabyte on the precious iPhone’s memory; it is also a terrible expenditure of energy, in moving one’s thumb onto the surface to click and open this abomination.
In a purely profit seeking move, as a result of “vitaminwater” and 50, anyone, and not just all of the music engineers and producers out there, can remix 50’s new song “Baby By Me.” The song is sure to flop harder than my cousin Terry leaping in a fat-roll-gyrating cannonball that delves into the deep-end of the swimming pool. That said the free App is just a little self-promotional.
The graphics are subliminal as they say, “We mix the vitamins, you mix the beats.” Did I mention that “vitaminwater” is helping 50 cent with this one; the man’s ugly baldhead grimaces at you from this App, as though he were constipated. Sorry not the image I want to play anything by, and especially a terrible semblance of a game or App!
IMPULSIVE REVIEW Grade: F
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Pain tears fingernails
Like a distraught orange peal
Torn squirting lift off
Well as an aside exercise in creativity, imagination, open-love, open-criticism, I have sharpened my pen by writing a lot of new poetry. I probably have enough, after a year and a half (or so), to fill a small book (something to think about for after my novel is published). I find I can always abandon the laws of English, and project the strong feeling I get onto the page when I write in this form. So I have put up, in the poetry section works of art which speak to feelings of love, disdain, pain, joy (orgasmic or otherwise), contempt and admiration. Enjoy the new postings; there will be more to come. http://www.rjhunekewrites.com/poetry.html
I have turned the tide and started on my journey. Words and Worlds hang in the balance and I am writing it all down before the RJ Tower! Read about my newest novel on CyberwarSeries.com